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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4123707" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The TRUE Story Of Jack And Jill.Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.Jack pulled down his pants.Jill said, "What's that?"Jack said, "I don't know."Jill pulled down her pants andJack said "EWE!! What's that?"Jill said, "I don't know."And then they went home.Later on, Jill went to her momand pulled down her pants.Jill said, "mommy, what is that?"and her mom said,"that's your garage,never ever let a car park on your garage."Jack went to his dad and pulled down his pants.Jack said, "daddy, what's this?"His dad said"That's your car,don't park a car in anyone's garage till you're older."The next day Jack and Jill went up the hill again.Jack pulled down his pants and Jill said,"Ewe, what IS that?Jack said, "That's my car,I'm not supposed to park my car in anyone's garage."Jill pulled down her pants and Jack said"Ewe, what IS that?Jill said, " that's my garage,I'm not supposed to let any car park in my garage."And then they went home.Jill's mom saw Jill come in and askedwhy she had blood all over her hands.Jill says, "Jack tried to park his carin my garage so I ripped off his back tires!!"()()()()()How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?It's clogged up with paper plates.Why did the blonde have to drink a hot Pepsi?Because she couldn't fit any ice into the bottle.This is a hole that never healsThe more you rub it the better it feelsAnd all the soap from here to hellCan never get rid of that fucking smell()()()()()Two old age pensioners are having a 69.After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell’s too bad down there - I can't carry on.""That’ll be my arthritis" she says."What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before."No she says "It’s in my arms and hands... and I can’t wipe me arse."</blockquote>

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