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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4119391" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>"I've good news for you," said the psychiatrist. "You're a well man. It</p><p>won't be necessary for you to continue the analysis any longer."</p><p></p><p>"How wonderful, doctor," said the patient. "I'm so very pleased, I wish</p><p>there were something special I could do for you in return."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, that's not necessary. You've paid your bill and that's</p><p>all that's expected."</p><p></p><p>"But really, doctor, I'm so elated I could kiss you!"</p><p></p><p>"No, don't do that. Actually, we shouldn't even be lying here</p><p>on the couch together."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Boy & His Mom </p><p>A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?" His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him." The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?</p><p>A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one</p><p>piece.</p><p></p><p>Q. How long does pubic hair stay on the toilet rim? </p><p>A. Until it gets pissed off.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a camel with no humps?</p><p>A. Humphrey</p><p>Confucious Says</p><p>Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Aunt Rose was in the garden tending to her flowers when she</p><p>got about to pee. So she did and wiped off the dew on a rose.</p><p>Uncle Fred came along later, picked up the rose, sniffed it, then</p><p>ran to phone the newspaper editor.</p><p>"I found a rose that smells like a woman's you-know-what!"</p><p>The editor said, "That's nothing. When you find a you-know-what</p><p>that smells like a rose, call me again."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Yo Mamma is so ugly,</p><p>just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." </p><p></p><p>Yo Mamma is so ugly,</p><p>it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. </p><p></p><p>Yo Mamma is so ugly,</p><p>she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. </p><p></p><p>Yo Mamma is so ugly,</p><p>Rice Krispies won't talk to her. </p><p></p><p>Yo Mamma is so ugly,</p><p>she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. </p><p>Yo Mamma is so ugly,</p><p>people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4119391, member: 14320"] "I've good news for you," said the psychiatrist. "You're a well man. It won't be necessary for you to continue the analysis any longer." "How wonderful, doctor," said the patient. "I'm so very pleased, I wish there were something special I could do for you in return." "Oh, that's not necessary. You've paid your bill and that's all that's expected." "But really, doctor, I'm so elated I could kiss you!" "No, don't do that. Actually, we shouldn't even be lying here on the couch together." [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Boy & His Mom A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?" His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him." The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day." [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. Q. How long does pubic hair stay on the toilet rim? A. Until it gets pissed off. Q. What do you call a camel with no humps? A. Humphrey Confucious Says Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed. [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Aunt Rose was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got about to pee. So she did and wiped off the dew on a rose. Uncle Fred came along later, picked up the rose, sniffed it, then ran to phone the newspaper editor. "I found a rose that smells like a woman's you-know-what!" The editor said, "That's nothing. When you find a you-know-what that smells like a rose, call me again." [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Yo Mamma is so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo Mamma is so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. Yo Mamma is so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. Yo Mamma is so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Yo Mamma is so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. Yo Mamma is so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen. [/QUOTE]
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