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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4118338" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Hard Decision</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An executive was stressed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."</p><p></p><p></p><p>Two co-workers are leaving the office. 'I can’t wait to get home,' says one of them. 'As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.' 'I know the feeling,' the other says. 'I've been working so much lately sometimes it feels like I'm not even married any longer.' 'No, I’m serious,' says the first. 'They’re killing me.'</p><p></p><p></p><p>Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. "I've got a perfect cure for a headache," said his buddy Trevor. "Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails." A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my headache cure," asked Trevor. "Yeah," said Phil, "Worked great! I had no idea how nice your house was, too!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4118338, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Hard Decision[/COLOR][/B] An executive was stressed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache." Two co-workers are leaving the office. 'I can’t wait to get home,' says one of them. 'As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.' 'I know the feeling,' the other says. 'I've been working so much lately sometimes it feels like I'm not even married any longer.' 'No, I’m serious,' says the first. 'They’re killing me.' Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. "I've got a perfect cure for a headache," said his buddy Trevor. "Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails." A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my headache cure," asked Trevor. "Yeah," said Phil, "Worked great! I had no idea how nice your house was, too!" [/QUOTE]
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