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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4111973" data-attributes="member: 14320">Vincenzo And LuigiVincenzo and Luigi were sitting on a bench in a New York park."Hey," saidVincenzo , "do you likea biga fat woman with a longa, greasy,straggly hair?""No, I'ma no likea dat" replied Luigi ."Den, you likea da woman stinka bad a garlic alla da time?"inquired Vincenzo ."Nope, I'ma no lika dat kind either!" said Luigi ."You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicoseveins, no?" asks Vincenzo ."Notta me!" answered Luigi ."How about da woman witha da big ass and hairy arms," asks Vincenzo"Never lika dat!" answered Luigi ."Den you Italian bastard, whya you keepa fuckin' my wife?" Vincenzoasked&&&An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear.After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper.She rolls down her window and the cop says "I need to see your drivers license and vehicle registration please."The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"The husband replies, "HE WANTS YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!"The woman gives the documents to the officer and after studying her license the cop says, "Oh, you're from Chicago. I've been there. Actually, the worse piece of ass I ever had was in Chicago!"The woman turns to her husband and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY?"And the husband replies, "HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU!"</blockquote>

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