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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4105518" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Cock And Hens The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.But one Saturday night the cock went missing!The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"All the men stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"Half the women stood up."No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.&&& A local Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, the family went to visit grandpa."Pa-Pa...how do you like it here...?" asked the grandson."It's wonderful...! Everyone here is very courteous and respectful,""We all are so very happy for you. We were worried that this was not a good place for you....."Grandpa smiled, then said, "Let me tell you something about the way they treat the residents here....there's an old musician here -- he's 85-years old.....he hasn't played the fiddle in over 20 years and everyone still calls him 'The Maestro'....!There's an old physician here too -- he's 90 years old. He hasn't practiced medicine for over 25 years and everybody still calls him 'Doc'......And for me.................., I haven't had sex for over 30 years and they still call me........."The Fucking Mexican"</blockquote>

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