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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4097006" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Tasteless Old Age Jokes</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was an old man who's health was failing, so his family decided it would be better to place him in an old folks home where they could visit him every week.</p><p>After one week, the son came to visit the old man and asked, "What do you think of the home, dad?"</p><p>The old man replied, "Terrific, son. The other day I woke up with a hard on and a beautiful young nurse came into my room and gave me a head job!"</p><p>The following week, the son again visited his father and again asked how the home was.</p><p>"Terrible," replied the old man, "the other day I fell down in the hallway and a big black orderly fucked me up the arse. I want to go home son!"</p><p>"Well dad," replied his son,"You always told me that you had to take the bad with the good. One week you get the headjob and the next you get fucked up the arse. That ain't so bad is it?"</p><p>"Ain't bad?" replied the old man, "I only get a hard on once a year but I fall over 10 times a day!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">OOOOO</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mummy, mummy can I play marbles now?</p><p>Shut up son, you can't use grandpa's glass eye today!</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of sick?</p><p>Sticking a prune up your grandma's cunt and sucking TWO out!</p><p></p><p>What has 80 balls and fucks old ladies?</p><p>BINGO!</p><p>How do you know when your getting old?</p><p>When your dreams are dry and your farts are wet!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">OOOOO</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A 70 year old woman went to the doctor and was told that she had the vagina of a thirty year old woman. She was so excited she went straight home and told her husband.</p><p>"What about your 70 year old arsehole though?" he said.</p><p>"The doctor didn't mention anything about you, dear!" she replied.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4097006, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Tasteless Old Age Jokes[/COLOR][/B] There was an old man who's health was failing, so his family decided it would be better to place him in an old folks home where they could visit him every week. After one week, the son came to visit the old man and asked, "What do you think of the home, dad?" The old man replied, "Terrific, son. The other day I woke up with a hard on and a beautiful young nurse came into my room and gave me a head job!" The following week, the son again visited his father and again asked how the home was. "Terrible," replied the old man, "the other day I fell down in the hallway and a big black orderly fucked me up the arse. I want to go home son!" "Well dad," replied his son,"You always told me that you had to take the bad with the good. One week you get the headjob and the next you get fucked up the arse. That ain't so bad is it?" "Ain't bad?" replied the old man, "I only get a hard on once a year but I fall over 10 times a day!" [B][COLOR="Red"]OOOOO[/COLOR][/B] Mummy, mummy can I play marbles now? Shut up son, you can't use grandpa's glass eye today! What's the definition of sick? Sticking a prune up your grandma's cunt and sucking TWO out! What has 80 balls and fucks old ladies? BINGO! How do you know when your getting old? When your dreams are dry and your farts are wet! [B][COLOR="Red"]OOOOO[/COLOR][/B] A 70 year old woman went to the doctor and was told that she had the vagina of a thirty year old woman. She was so excited she went straight home and told her husband. "What about your 70 year old arsehole though?" he said. "The doctor didn't mention anything about you, dear!" she replied. [/QUOTE]
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