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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4096090" data-attributes="member: 14320">Guide to Advanced Nose Picking Deep Salvage PickReminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, youprobe deep into your nasal passages.Utensil PickWhen fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the jobdone to your satisfaction.Extra PickWhen you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly youhit the jackpot! Excitement only equaled by winning the lottery.Depression PickWhen your sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard andfast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.Pick A LotWhat we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the threedigit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.Kiddie PickWhen you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger intoyour nostril with childlike joy and freedom.And the best part is, there's no time limit!Camouflaged Kiddie PickWhen, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in atissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.Fake Nose ScratchWhen you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling thenostril edge for stray boogers.Making A Meal Out Of ItYou do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled todessert.Surprise PickingsWhen a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, andyou have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.AutopickThe kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automaticpick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work,while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....Pick Your BrainsDone in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, itpasses the septum.Pick And SaveWhen you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.Pick And FlickSnot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.Pick And StickYou wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to yourfingertip.Pipe Cleaner PickThe kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves yourbreathing by 90%.~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Little Johnny went to his doctor, quite worried, and asks, "Doctor,you've gotta help me, I think I might be Gay, can you HELP me!?!"The doctor does a thorough examination of him and says, "You seemperfectly normal to me, I don't think you have anything to worry about.I see no indication that you might be a homosexual. Why do you feel youmay be gay?""Well, every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection!" LittleJohnny says anxiously."Well, that has nothing to do with being gay," explained the Doctor,"it's just because you look like a pussy."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Little Johnny walks in on his grandmother having a shower. He asks herwhat is that?She replies "Oh! That is my beaver."The next day Little Johnny walks in on his mother having a shower. Hethen asks her what is that?She replies "Oh! That is my beaver."Johnny retorts "Oh! Grandma has one of those too. But, I think it isDEAD, its tongue was hanging out!"</blockquote>

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