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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4095339" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Naughty Miscellaneous</span></strong></p><p></p><p>WHEN I was young and had no sense</p><p>I had a piss on an electric fence</p><p>It tickled me prick and shivered me balls</p><p>And made me shit me overalls!</p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from Lahore</p><p>Who’d lie on a rug on the floor.</p><p>In a manner uncanny,</p><p>she’d wiggle her fanny</p><p>And drain your balls to the core.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>What's the difference between a drug pusher and a hooker?</p><p>The hooker can wash her crack and resell it.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made from</p><p>Glad Wrap.</p><p>The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>What's the best thing to come out of a penis when you stroke it?</p><p>The wrinkles.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>How does a blonde moonwalk?</p><p>She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!</p><p></p><p>What do you call a blonde holding her breathe?</p><p>Increasing brain capacity</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up</p><p>at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned</p><p>her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her</p><p>back over, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't</p><p>watch the same movies.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?</p><p>A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?</p><p>A: Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?</p><p>A: A block of flaps</p><p></p><p>Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween?</p><p>A: Pump kin.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is 60 foot long and stinks of piss?</p><p>A: A conga in an old people's home!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?</p><p>A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?</p><p>A: Toast is brown on both sides.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the Polish porno flick?</p><p>A: It's called: " Debbie does nothing. "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4095339, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Naughty Miscellaneous[/COLOR][/B] WHEN I was young and had no sense I had a piss on an electric fence It tickled me prick and shivered me balls And made me shit me overalls! There once was a girl from Lahore Who’d lie on a rug on the floor. In a manner uncanny, she’d wiggle her fanny And drain your balls to the core. [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] What's the difference between a drug pusher and a hooker? The hooker can wash her crack and resell it. [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made from Glad Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] What's the best thing to come out of a penis when you stroke it? The wrinkles. [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! What do you call a blonde holding her breathe? Increasing brain capacity [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies. [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. Q: Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning? A: Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other? A: A block of flaps Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween? A: Pump kin. Q: What is 60 foot long and stinks of piss? A: A conga in an old people's home! Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer Q: What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? A: Toast is brown on both sides. Q: Did you hear about the Polish porno flick? A: It's called: " Debbie does nothing. " [/QUOTE]
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