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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4091001" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mr. SamA mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife."I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase."Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"&&&A lady truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolmantold her to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appearedto be putting something in her mouth as she stepped out of the cab.Figuring that the driver was putting away her pep pills, the patrolmanasked "Did I just see you swallow something?""Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver."Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman."Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was fucked!&&&WHEN I was young and had no senseI had a piss on an electric fenceIt tickled me prick and shivered me ballsAnd made me shit me overalls!</blockquote>

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