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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4090548" data-attributes="member: 14320">ChockingTwo cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to washthe trail dust from their throats.They stand at the bar, drinking a beer,and talking about current cattle prices.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,begins to cough.After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in realdistress.One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"The woman shakes her head, no."Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap with histongue.The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and theobstructionflies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly backto the bar and takes a drink from his beer.His partner says, " Ya know, I'd heard of that there'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it."o0o0o0I sat by the Duchess at tea,And she asked, "Do you fart when you pee?"I said with some wit,"Do you belch when you shit?"And felt it was one up for me.o0o0o0The doctor tells his patient: "Dianne, I have somegood news and some bad news."Dianne asks for the good news first."Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that youaren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared.""And the bad news?" Dianne asks.To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no curefor being a natural bitch."</blockquote>

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