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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4089865" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Dejected Man</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love." the husband told his counselor.</p><p>"Has she started to neglect you?" said the doctor.</p><p>"Not at all," the dejected man replied, "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, the house is always neat and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me watch what I want on the TV and she never objects to kinky sex or say's she has a headache!"</p><p>"So what is the problem then?" asked the doctor.</p><p>"Well," said the man, "I may be being a little too sensitive, but at night, when she thinks I'm asleep, she puts her lips to my ear and whispers, "Die! Die, you son of a bitch!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Some X-Rated Movie / TV Titles</p><p></p><p>All That Jizz</p><p>Anus the Menace</p><p>The Cockford Files</p><p>The Cunt of Miss October</p><p>Enema of the State</p><p>Fast Times on Rich Mens' Thighs</p><p>Howard The Fuck</p><p>Mr. Holland Groped Us</p><p>Titti Slickers II</p><p>The Search for the Golden Curlies</p><p>Willy Wanker at the Fudge-Packing Factory</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What is a cinderella perfect 10?</p><p>It's a woman who sucks you and fucks you till midnight and then turns into a pizza and a six pack of beer!</p><p></p><p>Why do women exist? Because cows are too big, sheep can't cook and chickens explode!</p><p></p><p>What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party!</p><p></p><p>What is a perfect 10? </p><p>A waist high woman with no teeth and a flat head which you can rest your drink on!</p><p></p><p>Why are women like babies? ...When they both start to cry they are usually full of shit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4089865, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Dejected Man[/COLOR][/B] "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love." the husband told his counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" said the doctor. "Not at all," the dejected man replied, "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, the house is always neat and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me watch what I want on the TV and she never objects to kinky sex or say's she has a headache!" "So what is the problem then?" asked the doctor. "Well," said the man, "I may be being a little too sensitive, but at night, when she thinks I'm asleep, she puts her lips to my ear and whispers, "Die! Die, you son of a bitch!" [B][COLOR="Red"]=========[/COLOR][/B] Some X-Rated Movie / TV Titles All That Jizz Anus the Menace The Cockford Files The Cunt of Miss October Enema of the State Fast Times on Rich Mens' Thighs Howard The Fuck Mr. Holland Groped Us Titti Slickers II The Search for the Golden Curlies Willy Wanker at the Fudge-Packing Factory [B][COLOR="Red"]=========[/COLOR][/B] What is a cinderella perfect 10? It's a woman who sucks you and fucks you till midnight and then turns into a pizza and a six pack of beer! Why do women exist? Because cows are too big, sheep can't cook and chickens explode! What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party! What is a perfect 10? A waist high woman with no teeth and a flat head which you can rest your drink on! Why are women like babies? ...When they both start to cry they are usually full of shit! [/QUOTE]
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