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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4088040" data-attributes="member: 14320">Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid*About as sharp as a marble. *A few clowns short of a circus. *Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.*A few fries short of a Happy Meal.*I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot. *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.*He only has one oar in the water.*A few beers short of a six-pack.*Dumber than a box of hair.*A few peas short of a casserole.*Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.*One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.*One taco short of a combination plate.*A few feathers short of a whole duck.*All foam, no beer.*The cheese slid off her cracker.*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.*He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.*An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.*As smart as bait.*Chimney's clogged.*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.*Forgot to pay his/her brain bill.*Her sewing machine's out of thread.*His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.*His belt doesn't go through all the loops.*If she had another brain, it would be lonely.*Missing a few buttons on his remote control.*No grain in the silo.*Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.*Receiver is off the hook.*Several nuts short of a full pouch.*Skylight leaks a little.*Slinky's kinked.*Surfing in Nebraska.*Strong like bear... Smart like tractor.*Too much yardage between the goal posts.*Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.*The lights are on, but nobody's home.*Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.*24 cents short of a quarter.*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.88888TEN THINGS MEN NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:1. Do they have a mute button?2. Do they cook?3. Do they clean?4. Do they wash?5. Do they iron?6. Do they fuck like a pro?7. Are their breasts big enough?8. Do they swallow?9. Do they swallow?10. Do they swallow?</blockquote>

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