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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4085972" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mother Nasty - Advice for True QueersGot a Problem?Deal With It!!Or Ask Mother Nasty.Wise in Her Ways, Caring in Her Comfort, Holy in Her Vengeance...Mother Nasty is Here!! Dear Mother Nasty,I'm straight and my friend is lesbian. She is always trying to make sexual advances towards me. She tries to caress my breasts and touch my inner thighs. I do not like it when she does these things..... But she knows that I'm straight. But I want to know is How can I get her to stop?-- Straight Sue Dear "Straight" Girl,The only way to get her to stop is to give in to a night of hard-core, pussy-licking, clit-tingling passion!!!! That's right!! Homosexuals often have unpleasant sexual experiences with people of the opposite sex. Now it's your turn, breeder!All you need to change your evil ways is one night with a real woman. So experiment a little. Loosen up and get wet... then admit it was the best experience of your shallow, non-existent life.Love,Mother NastyDear Mother Nasty, I'd just like to say that I think that what you have to say in response to people's problems is very insightful. I can only aspire to utilize the word "fuck" as well as you do in conversation.By the way, I was wondering if you could give me some advice on a tiny problem that I have. I go to college, and the guy who lives across from me in my dorm gave me a blatant look of disgust when he read my t-shirt that said, "I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public" I'm debating whether to kick his face in the next time I see him or invite him to my room to relieve some of that in-the-closet tension that he suffers from. What should I do? Maybe something else less or more extreme would be appropriate? I'm lost, Mother Nasty, please show me the way with your infinite wisdom.-- Conniving at Carleton U.Dear Carnivorous Conniver,You know just how to STROKE my little ol' ego!! So, since you made me mentally cum, I'll give you some help. Mother Nasty(TN) Brand Bondage GearYou don't know whether to beat him up or off. The answer is simple. Do both!! Sure... a little light S&M can bring a smile to anyone's face!!!Mr. Repressed-College-Cock will most likely squeal with delight when you bring out the ol' Mother NastyTM brand of spiked leather bondage gear with pink triangle embossed boldly on each piece (available in stores now!!!). Be like Mother Nasty. Say you care with leather.Love,Mother NastyDear Mother Nasty,I am a thin fragile white boy in my mid-twenties with a lot of complexes. I am gay, but I have not admitted it to anyone yet. I have been going out with guys for two years now, but I have never told them of my true intentions with the "date". How can I tell them I am gay? I feel so weak... Please help me-- David from Gran CanariaA second plea for help from this lost soul came shortly after the first. It read:"I have mailed you so answer! I want you to respond you psychobitch!"Dear Thin Fragile White Boy,Woooheee! Such strong language from such a fragile, shy, little thing. I've been busy getting a good, long jungle fuck, so there was no possible way to get to my sticky little keyboard. Anyway, let's get to your "I'm-so-weak-help-me- I'm-a-poor-thing" problem.One thing I don't understand is how the fuck you can date guys and have them not know you're a fag. Listen honey, if you're fucking straight guys or some shit (which many gay men tend to do) then you're doing nothing wrong, keep up the good work. However, spurting your steaming, salty juice (into a condom, I hope) by ramming your hot, throbbing man-meat up someone's ass is a surefire way of firmly stating, "Hello, I'm a fag. Nice to meet you."Call me a traditionalist.Love, Mother Nasty</blockquote>

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