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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4082963" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Mother And Daughter </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother</p><p>wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her</p><p>daughter to open up and talk about ****** boys and what it's like for</p><p>her.</p><p></p><p>Mom: So.... now that you've started ******, what's it like getting</p><p>intimate with young men?</p><p></p><p>Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never</p><p>care if intimacy isn't working for me.</p><p></p><p>Mom: How?</p><p></p><p>Daughter: Oh, stuff....</p><p></p><p>Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for</p><p>mothers and daughters to talk about these matters...</p><p></p><p>Daughter: I don't know.....</p><p></p><p>Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what</p><p>****** boys was like for me, believe me, I remember.</p><p></p><p>Daughter: Really?</p><p></p><p>Mom: Really...</p><p></p><p>Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are</p><p>there?"</p><p></p><p>The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through</p><p>three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty</p><p>and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but</p><p>reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."</p><p></p><p>"A Christmas tree?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>While in the men's room at a beach park in Florida,</p><p>I noticed a plastic baby-changing table installed on the wall.</p><p>Apparently, some sportsmen had been using this politically-correct</p><p>amenity for their own use. Above the table was a sign reading,</p><p>"It is unlawful to clean fish on this table."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4082963, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Mother And Daughter [/COLOR][/B] A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about ****** boys and what it's like for her. Mom: So.... now that you've started ******, what's it like getting intimate with young men? Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never care if intimacy isn't working for me. Mom: How? Daughter: Oh, stuff.... Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for mothers and daughters to talk about these matters... Daughter: I don't know..... Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what ****** boys was like for me, believe me, I remember. Daughter: Really? Mom: Really... Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair? [B][COLOR="Red"]~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~[/COLOR][/B] A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only." [B][COLOR="Red"]~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~[/COLOR][/B] While in the men's room at a beach park in Florida, I noticed a plastic baby-changing table installed on the wall. Apparently, some sportsmen had been using this politically-correct amenity for their own use. Above the table was a sign reading, "It is unlawful to clean fish on this table." [/QUOTE]
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