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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4081534" data-attributes="member: 14320">Morris's ShrinkMorris goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my 21 year old daughter is aslut.Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men.In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her!I'm going crazy.What do you think I should do?""Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"&&& Genies are really evilOkay a guy walked into a bar with a cork shoved up his butt. Bartender asks him how that happened and he says, "Well I was walking along the beach and I found a magic lamp. I picked it up to brush it off and when I started to rub it a genie popped out. He told me I had 3 wishes and I said 'No shit!!!!'"&&& A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby thatwas howling at the top of its lungs and demanded," Do something aboutthis baby".After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby wasmalnourished. He's obviously not getting enough milk," he saidsternly. "is he being breast fed?”"Yes," replied the woman."Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off."The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thoroughbreast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging, and sucking each breast atsome length.Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was aproblem. "You aren't producing any milk at all.""Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid,""Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement."I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking on the other tit."</blockquote>

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