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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4079908" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>The Confessional</strong></p><p></p><p>The local priest saw a staggering, falling down, blind</p><p>drunk come crashing into his church. After picking himself up and</p><p>alternating between crawling and falling, the drunk finally made</p><p>it into one side of the confessional. Marking this man as one who</p><p>was obviously in need of making confession, the priest hurried</p><p>into his own side of the confessional, encountering at this close</p><p>range a terrible smell coming from his new visitor. But the</p><p>priest steeled himself and said, "May I be of assistance, my son?"</p><p>"Well maybe," slurred the drunk. "Do you have any toilet</p><p>paper over there in your stall?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A teacher is reading her class the story of Chicken Little, and</p><p>says, "Chicken Little ran up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!</p><p>The sky is falling!'" She looks at the class and says, "What do you</p><p>think the farmer said to that?"</p><p>"I know!" says Rotten Willie. "I'll bet he said, 'Holy fucking</p><p>shit! A talking chicken!'"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young man walked up to a girl, and said, "Hi. How's it</p><p>going?"</p><p>"Listen," she said, "I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere.</p><p>Front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been</p><p>doing it since I graduated from college. I just love it!"</p><p>"No kidding?" he responded. "I'm a lawyer too! What</p><p>firm are you with?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy is driving 90 miles per hour late one night in his convertible</p><p>with his amorous girlfriend when she reaches over from the passenger seat,</p><p>unzips, and starts to masturbate him.</p><p>He gets so excited, he loses control of the car, which flips 12 times</p><p>and crashes.</p><p>A policeman walks up to the guy, who is still buckled in and alive, and</p><p>says, "Your girlfriend was thrown from the car and killed. You sure are</p><p>lucky."</p><p>"Lucky? Go look in her hand!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4079908, member: 14320"] [B]The Confessional[/B] The local priest saw a staggering, falling down, blind drunk come crashing into his church. After picking himself up and alternating between crawling and falling, the drunk finally made it into one side of the confessional. Marking this man as one who was obviously in need of making confession, the priest hurried into his own side of the confessional, encountering at this close range a terrible smell coming from his new visitor. But the priest steeled himself and said, "May I be of assistance, my son?" "Well maybe," slurred the drunk. "Do you have any toilet paper over there in your stall?" [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] A teacher is reading her class the story of Chicken Little, and says, "Chicken Little ran up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!'" She looks at the class and says, "What do you think the farmer said to that?" "I know!" says Rotten Willie. "I'll bet he said, 'Holy fucking shit! A talking chicken!'" [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] A young man walked up to a girl, and said, "Hi. How's it going?" "Listen," she said, "I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere. Front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it since I graduated from college. I just love it!" "No kidding?" he responded. "I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?" [B][COLOR="Red"] @@@[/COLOR][/B] A guy is driving 90 miles per hour late one night in his convertible with his amorous girlfriend when she reaches over from the passenger seat, unzips, and starts to masturbate him. He gets so excited, he loses control of the car, which flips 12 times and crashes. A policeman walks up to the guy, who is still buckled in and alive, and says, "Your girlfriend was thrown from the car and killed. You sure are lucky." "Lucky? Go look in her hand!" [/QUOTE]
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