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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4076956" data-attributes="member: 14320">Morris And SadieMorris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying."I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've beenhaving an affair with that chippie secretary in youroffice. Why would you do that to me? Haven't Ialways been the good wife? I've cooked for you,raised your children, and I've always been by yourside for thirty-five years. What haven't I done tomake you happy?"Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie,you've been the best wife a man could hope for.You make me happy in all ways but one. You don'tmoan when we have sex!"Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex,you'd stop running around?!All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I,too, can moan during sex!"So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, andclimb beneath the sheets.As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan now?""No not yet." Morris begins fondling Sadie."What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?""No, I'll tell you when!"He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse."Is it time for me to moan, Morris?""Wait, I'll tell you when."Moments later, in the heat of passion, secondsbefore reaching climax, Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!""OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!"@@@Ray and Bubba, two old Navy buddies, are on leave and decide to go to Bubba's house and get drunk. Lo and behold they run out of beer, so Bubba says that he will go for more. As he is leaving he tells his wife, Linda-Lou, to show Ray her best Southern hospitality. She agrees. Bubba comes back with the beer and finds Ray and Linda-Lou screwing right on the kitchen floor. Bubba yells, "What are you doing Linda-Lou?" She replies, "You told me to show Ray my best Southern hospitality." Bubba then says, "Well, girl, arch your back! Poor Ray's balls are on the floor!"</blockquote>

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