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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4076350" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q's And A'sWomen don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?She woke up with a kernel between her legs.A married couple had a wild passionate session one Saturday morning before breakfast. They were really into it, even performing oral sex on each other.I'm still trying to understand just why the husband went ballistic when his wife wanted to use his toothbrush after breakfast.Q: Why were lesbians created?A: So feminists couldn't reproduce!Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?A: The little swallow.Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!Q. How do we know the Cinderella story was written by a woman? A. Because if it was written by a guy, the prince woulda fucked her till 12 and then she would have turned into a pizza.Q) Did you hear about the inventive woman who wired up her vibrator to her bedside radio?A) She came up with the world's first radio alarm cock!What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?Odor eaters.MEN.....What's the difference between a man and a condom?Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive.What do UFO's and caring men have in common?You keep hearing about them but you never see any for yourself.But Kim,just because you don't see them, doesn't mean they aren't out there watching. He he....Why is sex like a game of cards?Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.What's the difference between a man and a bottle of whisky? Whisky improves with age.Why does a man have a clear conscience?Because it is unused.What do you call a man who has suddenly lost 98 percent of his brain?Divorced.What are the three types of men?The handsome, the caring and the majority.What's a man's ultimate embarrassment?Walking into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.The ex buffoon made me promise that I wouldn't say that that actuallyhappened to him, so I won't tell you.What is a man?A life-support machine for a penis.I wanna be first to kiss the bride, no me, no me........What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking?Slow down.What do cheerleaders and tampons have in common?They're both stuck up bitches!What's the difference between the game of pool and a woman?With pool you put all the balls in the holes and the stick staysout, while with a woman you put the stick in and you leave the balls out.Define "proctologist. "A crack investigator.Define "bisexual."Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy.Q. What do blowjobs and flowers have in common?A. After the first year they are only given on special occasions.Success is just like being pregnant: everybody congratulates you,but nobody knows how many times you were fucked to get prgnantQ: What did One gay sperm say to another?A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?What does a rooster have that a man wants?A hard pecker.Q. What does a man say after his third consecutive orgasm in one night?A. "What!? What!? Don't you guys believe me?"Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a piranha?A: I don't know, but it's your last blowjob.</blockquote>

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