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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4073315" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Mommy, Mommy! Sally won't come skipping with me.</p><p>Shut up! You know it makes her stumps bleed.</p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!</p><p>Shut up and eat your french fries! </p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress?</p><p>You know it won't fit over your iron lung.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What are you doing with that axe . . .</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?</p><p>Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute</p><p>Can Granny take me?</p><p>Why?</p><p>Her hand shakes.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.</p><p>Billy, let go of Susie's ear. Billy! Let go of her ear! All right Billy, give me the ear.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti!</p><p>Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!</p><p>Shut up and eat around it.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying?</p><p>Shut up and eat your hot dog!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian?</p><p>Go ask Daddy, she'll know.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?</p><p>Shut up and get back in the oven!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I don't want lemonade!</p><p>Shut up and lift my skirt!</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, mommy I hate sister's guts!"</p><p>"Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl?"</p><p>"No. Flush it!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, mommy, why am I walking around in circles?"</p><p>"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, mommy, can I have cookies?"</p><p>"OK, but wash your hands first."</p><p>"But mommy, I don't have hands!"</p><p>"No hands, no cookies!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"</p><p>"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?"</p><p>"Shut up and kiss me!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so big?"</p><p>"Shut up and open wider."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy moaning?"</p><p>"Shut up and suck harder."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise."</p><p>"Shut up and eat around it!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?"</p><p>"Not today, we already dug her up three times this week."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?"</p><p>"Shut up and eat your cornflakes!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"</p><p>"Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!"</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?"</p><p>"Shut up and keep digging."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa."</p><p>"Well, just push him to the side of the plate and eat your beans."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!"</p><p>"Well throw some more gasoline on him then."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?"</p><p>"Shut up son, you'll wake your father."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!"</p><p>"Shut up and keep digging."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!"</p><p>"Shut up or I'll grind your other hand."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?"</p><p>"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!"</p><p>"Shut up, we only have it once a month."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning?"</p><p>"Shut up and keep licking."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?"</p><p>"Shut up, you know that grandma's leg isn't infected anymore."</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"</p><p>"Shut up and get back in the sack!" </p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?"</p><p>"Shut up and take your feet out of your pockets."</p><p></p><p>"Daddy, Daddy! What is queer?"</p><p>"Shut up and unhook my bra."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4073315, member: 14320"] Mommy, Mommy! Sally won't come skipping with me. Shut up! You know it makes her stumps bleed. Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Shut up and eat your french fries! Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress? You know it won't fit over your iron lung. Mommy, Mommy! What are you doing with that axe . . . Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet? Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute Can Granny take me? Why? Her hand shakes. Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear. Billy, let go of Susie's ear. Billy! Let go of her ear! All right Billy, give me the ear. Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti! Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm. Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye! Shut up and eat around it. Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying? Shut up and eat your hot dog! Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian? Go ask Daddy, she'll know. Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want lemonade! Shut up and lift my skirt! "Mommy, mommy I hate sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!" "Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl?" "No. Flush it!" "Mommy, mommy, why am I walking around in circles?" "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!" "Mommy, mommy, can I have cookies?" "OK, but wash your hands first." "But mommy, I don't have hands!" "No hands, no cookies!" "Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?" "Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet." "Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?" "Shut up and kiss me!" "Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so big?" "Shut up and open wider." "Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy moaning?" "Shut up and suck harder." "Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise." "Shut up and eat around it!" "Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?" "Not today, we already dug her up three times this week." "Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?" "Shut up and eat your cornflakes!" "Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?" "Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!" "Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?" "Shut up and keep digging." "Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa." "Well, just push him to the side of the plate and eat your beans." "Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!" "Well throw some more gasoline on him then." "Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?" "Shut up son, you'll wake your father." "Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!" "Shut up and keep digging." "Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!" "Shut up or I'll grind your other hand." "Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?" "Shut up and eat your soup before it clots." "Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!" "Shut up, we only have it once a month." "Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning?" "Shut up and keep licking." "Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?" "Shut up, you know that grandma's leg isn't infected anymore." "Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?" "Shut up and get back in the sack!" "Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?" "Shut up and take your feet out of your pockets." "Daddy, Daddy! What is queer?" "Shut up and unhook my bra." [/QUOTE]
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