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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4065642" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">National Condom Week</span></strong></p><p><strong><em>List of possible slogans promoting national condom week</em></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Cover your stump before you hump</p><p>2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker</p><p>3. Don't be silly, protect your willy</p><p>4. When in doubt, shroud your spout</p><p>5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner</p><p>6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong</p><p>7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it</p><p>8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey</p><p>9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize</p><p>10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter</p><p>11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick</p><p>12. If you go in heat, package your meat</p><p>13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis</p><p>14. When you take off her blouse, zip up your hose</p><p>15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member</p><p>16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker</p><p>17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool</p><p>18. The right selection will protect your erection</p><p>19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil</p><p>20. A crank with armor will never harm her</p><p>21. No glove, no love</p><p>22. If you're gonna have it off, have it on</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three couples went out camping. The three husbands</p><p>stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other.</p><p>At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"</p><p>Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"</p><p>Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."</p><p>"How come?"</p><p>"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"</p><p>After a pause Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"</p><p>"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?"</p><p>"Because that's my dick you're holding."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4065642, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]National Condom Week[/COLOR] [I]List of possible slogans promoting national condom week[/I][/B] 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go in heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her blouse, zip up your hose 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love 22. If you're gonna have it off, have it on [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?" Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." "How come?" "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" After a pause Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" "Because that's my dick you're holding." [/QUOTE]
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