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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4064780" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Fucking Night Before Christmas, Dammit!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house</p><p>Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.</p><p>Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;</p><p>I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.</p><p></p><p>When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter</p><p>I sprung from my piece to see what the matter</p><p>Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick</p><p>I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.</p><p></p><p>He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell</p><p>I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.</p><p>He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer</p><p>And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.</p><p></p><p>He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart</p><p>The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart,</p><p>He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight</p><p>"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"</p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>@@@</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Xmas Carols for the Alternative Sexual Lifestyle:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Hummer Boy</p><p></p><p>A Lay In A Manger</p><p></p><p>Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful</p><p></p><p>I Came Upon A Midnight Queer</p><p></p><p>Here Cums Santa Claus</p><p></p><p>I'm Creaming On A White Christmas</p><p></p><p>You Boff The Red-nosed Vain Queer</p><p></p><p>Oh, Hole-y Night</p><p></p><p>Santa Claus Is Cumming, You Clown</p><p></p><p>Frosty The Blow Man</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4064780, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Fucking Night Before Christmas, Dammit![/COLOR][/B] 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse. Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass; I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what the matter Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell. He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart, He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!" [COLOR="Red"] [B]@@@[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Xmas Carols for the Alternative Sexual Lifestyle:[/COLOR][/B] Little Hummer Boy A Lay In A Manger Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful I Came Upon A Midnight Queer Here Cums Santa Claus I'm Creaming On A White Christmas You Boff The Red-nosed Vain Queer Oh, Hole-y Night Santa Claus Is Cumming, You Clown Frosty The Blow Man [/QUOTE]
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