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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4053598" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mom, I'm GayA gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay... doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"dddddNo matter how good it was, no matter to what heightsof ecstasy you may have been transported, no matter howmuch you love her, and no matter how grateful you maybe, NEVER, EVER, after a blow job, say to yourpartner, "Thanks, cocksucker!" dddddA woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." She asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" Her husband answers, "Just rub toilet paper between them." "How does that make them bigger?", she asks. "I don't know, but it certainly worked for your ass."dddddThe little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"His mother replied, "The stork brings them."The boy, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the storks?dddddOne day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy anda cunt?"Dad thought for a minute and said "Come with me." He took his son tohis mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude."Son" he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy".The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?""No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up".</blockquote>

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