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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4052564" data-attributes="member: 14320">Favorite Lesbian Jokes10 Things You Should Never Do On the InternetNever trust anyone who goes for a potty break and never takes more than 30 seconds!Never trust anyone who starts a conversation with the words "I AM a woman!!!!! Are you?"Never trust someone who brags that they can remove a woman's bra in just under a minute! Any self-respecting dyke can do it MUCH faster than that!Never trust anyone who begs for cyber sex, especially if they use the phrase "blue ovaries"!Never give out your home phone number to someone who tells you "You might as well...I can find it anyway!"Never join a chat room where the topic is "All Lesbians! Men welcome!" or "The channel for lesbians....and the men who love them"!Never trust anyone who misspells the word "lesbian" or "dyke"! If they don't know if they are a woman loving woman or a water dam, they need more help than you can give them!Never have cyber sex with anyone who begins by asking "Ok. Where do I start?"Never have cyber sex with anyone who says "I've never done this before, but I'm really curious about what it's really like to be with another woman. Will you teach me?"Never start a serious cyber relationship with someone who's nickname is "quickie"!@@@Q: What do you call a lesbian with 10 girlfriends?A: A bush-hog!Q: What did one lesbian say to another?A: "Your face or mine?"Q: What kind of humor do lesbians like?A: Tongue in cheek.Q: Why do lesbians like to have gay male friends?A: Someone has to do the cooking!Q: How can you tell if you have a butch dyke co-worker?A: You find the toilet seat up when she leaves the stall.Q: What does it mean when 2 lesbians have sex?A: It don't mean dick!Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?A: Both of them.</blockquote>

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