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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4051446" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Dear Santa - LITTLE JOHNNY</strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Santa,</p><p></p><p>You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of</p><p>December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things</p><p>that have occurred since the beginning of the month when, filled</p><p>with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an</p><p>electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football</p><p>uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only</p><p>was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the</p><p>whole school!</p><p></p><p>I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire</p><p>neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my</p><p>brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on</p><p>errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was</p><p>virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.</p><p></p><p>What balls do you have leaving me a f**king yo-yo, a stupid</p><p>whistle and a pair of socks! What the f**k were you thinking,</p><p>you fat son of a bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker the</p><p>whole f**king year to come out with some shit like this under the</p><p>tree. As if you hadn't f**ked me enough,you gave that little</p><p>faggot across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into</p><p>his house.</p><p></p><p>Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my</p><p>chimney next year. I'll f**k you up! I'll throw rocks at those</p><p>stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to WALK back</p><p>to the f**king North Pole, just like what I have to do now since</p><p>you didn't get me that f**king bike.</p><p></p><p>F**K YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you</p><p>FAT SOB.</p><p></p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>Little Johnny</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4051446, member: 14320"] [B]Dear Santa - LITTLE JOHNNY[/B] Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school! I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls do you have leaving me a f**king yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks! What the f**k were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole f**king year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't f**ked me enough,you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll f**k you up! I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to WALK back to the f**king North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that f**king bike. F**K YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT SOB. Sincerely, Little Johnny [/QUOTE]
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