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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4048988" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A cop stops his patrol car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb.</p><p></p><p>The guy is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.</p><p></p><p>The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"</p><p></p><p>The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."</p><p></p><p>The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."</p><p></p><p>She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">______</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>Thought of the Day</p><p>Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain,</p><p>and that's where you get shitty ideas from.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4048988, member: 14320"] A cop stops his patrol car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke." She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth." [B][COLOR="Red"]______ [/COLOR][/B] Thought of the Day Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from. [/QUOTE]
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