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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4043969" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Leper And His MealA leper goes into a Mexican restaurant and says: "I'll have a taco combination plate -- and you'd better make it to go."The waitress, realizing that the leper is embarrassed by his appearance, says compassionately: "Sir, you're very welcome here. Why don't you sit down and eat here?"So the leper sits down and when his food comes and he begins to eat, a piece of his earlobe falls into his plate. He hears guests gagging and says to the waitress: "look, I think you'd better just box this food up so I can eat it at home.""Nonsense," says the waitress. "I won't hear of it."So he takes a few more bites, and a piece of his nose falls off. More gagging from the patrons. "Look," he says, "I'm making people gag. Please, just box this up for me.""Sir," says the waitress, "it's not you who's making these people gag. The lady behind you has been dipping tortilla chips in the back of your neck!"==========A girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She's up in the stirrups, and the doctor notices she's trembling. He says: "You're nervous, aren't you?""Yes, it's my first visit to a gynecologist.""Would you like me to numb you down there?""Oh, yes please."He sticks his face between her legs and goes: "Num, num, num . . ."==========Two guys are talking in a bar:"I came home early last night and caught my wife having sex with my best friend in our bed!""What did you do?""I grabbed my wife by the hair and said 'that's it, you're outta here' and threw her out of the house.""What did you do to your best friend?""I shook my finger at him and yelled 'bad dog! bad dog!'"</blockquote>

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