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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4027137" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms</strong> </p><p></p><p><strong>Hummer</strong></p><p>The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Hunter Gatherer</strong></p><p>You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Indian Cock Burn</strong></p><p>While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an Indian burn.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Jedi Mind Trick</strong></p><p>When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".</p><p></p><p><strong>The Jelly Donut</strong></p><p>Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Juanita Special Bean Dip</strong></p><p>While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.</p><p></p><p><strong>Kennebunkport Surprise</strong></p><p>The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.</p><p></p><p><strong>Kick-Fucking</strong></p><p>The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Landshark</strong></p><p>The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Lorena Bobbit</strong></p><p>Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)</p><p></p><p><strong>The Menthol</strong></p><p>The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Mellon Dive</strong></p><p>Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.</p><p></p><p><strong>Monkey Wrench</strong></p><p>When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4027137, member: 14320"] [B]Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms[/B] [B]Hummer[/B] The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm. [B]The Hunter Gatherer[/B] You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory. [B]The Indian Cock Burn[/B] While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an Indian burn. [B]The Jedi Mind Trick[/B] When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you". [B]The Jelly Donut[/B] Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut. [B]The Juanita Special Bean Dip[/B] While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip. [B]Kennebunkport Surprise[/B] The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out. [B]Kick-Fucking[/B] The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass. [B]The Landshark[/B] The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass. [B]The Lorena Bobbit[/B] Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.) [B]The Menthol[/B] The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock. [B]The Mellon Dive[/B] Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun. [B]Monkey Wrench[/B] When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off. [/QUOTE]
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