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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4023207" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yo Mama ....?*Yo momma like Santa Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho!*Yo momma like a squirrel, always got nuts in her mouth! * Yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw! * Yo momma like a pool table, give 5 cents and she'll rack your balls!*Yo momma like a race car, burns four rubbers a day! * Yo momma like a vacuem cleaner, sucks, blows, and doesn't use condoms! * Yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning! * Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.*Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. * Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.*Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.*Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.*Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.*Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.*Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous. * Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas. * Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes. * Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.*Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over."*Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.*Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.*Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.*Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.*Yo mama's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.*Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.*Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.*Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum. * Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.*Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.*Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.*Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream.*Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs.</blockquote>

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