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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4021013" data-attributes="member: 14320">A woman walks into the doctors office with a huge boil on her arse.The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core. He says this is too big a job for me so he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging red, inflamed boil festering with puss and says "this is no problem" and he proceeds to press his lips to her arse and sucks out the pus and core of the boil.Halfway through, the woman drops a mammoth fart. Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says "You know lady, its people like you that make this job fucking disgusting."';';'Q. What does it mean when a hillbilly girl has cum running out of bothsides of her mouth?A. The trailer is levelMy fathers BEST ADVIcE ...Son Don't marry a woman with big hands... It makes your pecker look smaller... Brings tears to your eyes don't it..A couple is making out in the movies.She says, "Harry, I think I just swallowed your gum."He says, "No, I was just clearing my throat."';';'A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil." ';';'Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous faceBless his hair that tends to curlKeep him safe from all the girlsBless his arms that are so strongKeep his hands where they belongBless his dick, the one i suckedBless the bed, in which we fuckedAnd if my Mom happened to walk inBless the shit I'd be in.</blockquote>

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