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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4010995" data-attributes="member: 14320">More Naughty Little JohnnyLittle Johnny goes for a long week-end with his uncle, a farm owner.One evening, as Uncle Fred and his wife are entertaining guests withcocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Little Johnny whoshouts out, "Uncle Fred! Come quick! The bull is fucking the cow!"Uncle Fred, highly embarrassed, takes Little Johnny aside, and explainsthat a certain amount of decorum is required. "You should have said,'the bull is surprising the cow' - not some filth picked up in theplayground," he says.A few days later, Little Johnny comes in again as his aunt and uncle areentertaining. "Uncle Fred! The bull is surprising the cows!" The adultsshare a knowing grin.Uncle Fred says, "Thank you Little Johnny, but surely you meant to say,"the cow, not cows". A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at atime you know.""Oh yes he can!" replies Little Johnny, "he's fucking the horse!"@@@Little Johnny can't sleep. So he gets up and enters his parents'bedroom. It's not too late and his folks are caught in a very revealingand compromising position.Little Johnny is shocked! "Daddy! Mummy! What's wrong! Are you okay?" heasks hesitantly.His father being the quick thinker that he is stammers, "Um! Your mummyand I are, Ummm, making you a baby brother or sister to play with. Ittakes a while and it looks funny but that's how it's done."Little Johnny thinks for a while and nods in satisfaction. His dad isextremely pleased and sends him back to bed.A week later, Little Johnny is bawling his head off on the front porchwhen his daddy gets home. "What's wrong Little Johnny?" asked hisworried father."You know my baby brother you and mummy were making?""Yeah?,"Little Johnny cries, "Well, while you were at work, mummy let themailman in and I think he ate my baby brother!!"</blockquote>

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