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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4001233" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The MaidenA man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for onebut resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 inhis town has been at it.Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl fromthe orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and thensends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. Aftermany years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from themonastery and marries her.After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into thebedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. Theylie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleumjelly."Why the jelly?" she asks him."So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking,"he replies."Well, why don't you just spit on your cock like the monks did?"@@@Q. What's the difference between a women that's had a child and a womenwho hasn't?A. One has a has a tiny tot, and one has a tiny twat."I don't know why, but I've always found it difficult to make friends.Know what I mean, Dickhead?"@@@One doctor tells another. "I just have to talk to some one I am so guiltridden." Second doctor says, "Well you can tell me I have a lot ofdoctorsconfiding in me, maybe I can help." "Well for years and years now I havebeen having sex with my patients every chance I got and I just have togetit off my chest." "That is not too strange a lot of doctors I know havesexwith their patients, However, I will admit not many of them are vets.</blockquote>

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