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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3997532" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>****** By Nationality</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.</p><p>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.</p><p>Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.</p><p></p><p><strong>IRISH WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.</p><p>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.</p><p>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>ITALIAN WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant</p><p>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &</p><p>meatballs</p><p>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat</p><p>ring</p><p>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of</p><p>having sex</p><p>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend</p><p></p><p><strong>JEWISH WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First Date: You get dynamite head.</p><p>Second Date: You get more great head.</p><p>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.</p><p></p><p><strong>POLISH WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the</p><p>wrong address.</p><p>Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting</p><p>to the restaurant and then again going home.</p><p>Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.</p><p></p><p><strong>CHINESE WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing</p><p>happens..</p><p>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing</p><p>happens again.</p><p>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already</p><p>realized nothing is going to happen.</p><p></p><p><strong>INDIAN WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First date: Meet her parents.</p><p>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.</p><p>Third date: Wedding night.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>BLACK WOMAN:</strong></p><p>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.</p><p>Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive</p><p>dinner.</p><p>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.</p><p>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!</p><p></p><p><strong>LATIN WOMAN</strong></p><p>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite,</p><p>have sex in the back of her car</p><p>Second Date: She is pregnant</p><p>Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend</p><p>and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3997532, member: 14320"] [B]****** By Nationality A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:[/B] First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. [B]IRISH WOMAN:[/B] First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. [B] ITALIAN WOMAN:[/B] First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend [B]JEWISH WOMAN:[/B] First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. [B]POLISH WOMAN:[/B] First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. [B]CHINESE WOMAN:[/B] First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. [B]INDIAN WOMAN:[/B] First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. [B] BLACK WOMAN:[/B] First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! [B]LATIN WOMAN[/B] First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car Second Date: She is pregnant Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. [/QUOTE]
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