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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3994865" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>50 Lies Men Tell Women</strong></p><p></p><p>1. I'll call you.</p><p>2. I love you.</p><p>3. You're the only one.</p><p>4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.</p><p>5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.</p><p>6. That's the best sex I've ever had.</p><p>7. You've got the most beautiful eyes</p><p>8. No, I'm not married</p><p>9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.</p><p>10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.</p><p>11. I'm ready to make a commitment.</p><p>12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.</p><p>13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.</p><p>14. We'll get married as soon as I ...</p><p>15. I'll be home in twenty minutes.</p><p>16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time</p><p>with my kids.</p><p>17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.</p><p>18. I've been celibate since we broke up.</p><p>19. I could never lie to you.</p><p>20. I can still last all night</p><p>21. I always use a condom</p><p>22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field)</p><p>23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up</p><p>24. I tested HIV negative</p><p>25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up</p><p>26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you</p><p>27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.)</p><p>are too big</p><p>28. I'm too tired</p><p>29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best</p><p>friend</p><p>30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best</p><p>31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before</p><p>32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe</p><p>33. I'd never do anything to hurt you.</p><p>34. I want to grow old with you</p><p>35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives</p><p>36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us</p><p>37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy</p><p>38. I'm going to leave my wife</p><p>39. You're nothing at all like my mother</p><p>40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me</p><p>41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do</p><p>42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends</p><p>43. I think older women are the most exciting</p><p>44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the</p><p>company)</p><p>45. What attracts me to you is your mind</p><p>46. We'll split all the child care and household chores</p><p>fifty-fifty</p><p>47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come</p><p>48. I've never had an affair before</p><p>49. You're the only one who understands me</p><p>50. I've never been in therapy</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3994865, member: 14320"] [B]50 Lies Men Tell Women[/B] 1. I'll call you. 2. I love you. 3. You're the only one. 4. I've never felt this way about anyone else. 5. I've got to work late at the office tonight. 6. That's the best sex I've ever had. 7. You've got the most beautiful eyes 8. No, I'm not married 9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home. 10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong. 11. I'm ready to make a commitment. 12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink. 13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years. 14. We'll get married as soon as I ... 15. I'll be home in twenty minutes. 16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids. 17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life. 18. I've been celibate since we broke up. 19. I could never lie to you. 20. I can still last all night 21. I always use a condom 22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field) 23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up 24. I tested HIV negative 25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up 26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you 27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big 28. I'm too tired 29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend 30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best 31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before 32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe 33. I'd never do anything to hurt you. 34. I want to grow old with you 35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives 36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us 37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy 38. I'm going to leave my wife 39. You're nothing at all like my mother 40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me 41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do 42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends 43. I think older women are the most exciting 44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company) 45. What attracts me to you is your mind 46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty 47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come 48. I've never had an affair before 49. You're the only one who understands me 50. I've never been in therapy [/QUOTE]
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