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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3989379" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yo Mama's So Smelly...Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'.Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.Yo mama's so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!Yo mama's so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.Yo Mama's So Greasy..Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.@@@I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.I know yo mama's favorite day at work is "Take your son to work day." I bet you had fun testing condoms.I saw yo mama riding down the street the other day on her BMX, the bitch got off and started booty shakin' for flapjacks with a vote for Bill Clinton sign.</blockquote>

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