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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3988431" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Cucumber And A PickleA cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle saysto the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big,fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."So the cucumber says. "Yeah, you think that's bad, whenever I get big,fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me over a salad."So the penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says,"You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat, andjuicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smellyroom and make me do push ups until I throw up!!!".....This 80 year old woman thought she had the crabs, so she goes to the doctor."Doctor I think I have the crabs.""When was the last time you had sex?" The doctor asks."I have never had sex. I'm still a virgin." she replied.The doctor thought this was very strange so he told her to get on the tableand he would examine her. After the examination he said, "I have some goodnews and bad news for you. The good news is you don't have the crabs. Thebad news is you've got fruit flies. Your cherry rotted.".....Me and You are Friends.......You Fight, I Fight........You Hurt, I Hurt........You Cry, I Cry.........You Jump Off a Bridge....I'm Gonna Miss Your Dumb ass!!!!.....Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater."That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispersto the other. "Just ignore it", is the answer."Easy for you to say. He's using my hand!".</blockquote>

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