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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3987889" data-attributes="member: 14320">13 ShotsA young man walks into a bar and tell the bartender to setup 13 shotsof scotch which the bartender does. The young guy starts downing shotafter shot without fail. He bartender asks "What are you celebrating?"he asks.The guy says "I just had my first blow job" The bartender says"Congratulations! Have one on the house!"The young man replies "No Thanks!he says. If 13 shots don't get the taste outta my mouth,another onewon't matter".====================I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Then fuck off."====================My wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said that he toldher she couldn't make love. I've known this for years I want to knowhow he found out!What's the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?Your wife will blow your bonus.Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards itdoesn't work anymore?====================Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at theentry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I knowyou're about my age. How do you feel?"Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby.""Really? Like a new-born baby?""Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."</blockquote>

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