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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3979963" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Virgin</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking.</p><p></p><p>They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway.</p><p></p><p>A few minutes later, the first fag said. "Excuse me, but I have to fart."</p><p></p><p>He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss."</p><p></p><p>A few miles down the road, the second fag announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart."</p><p></p><p>The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss."</p><p></p><p>"Jesus Fuckin Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can't even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse.</p><p></p><p>"Ohhh!" one fag exclaimed, turning to the other. "You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>The honeymoon is over</p><p>and love is but a dying flower</p><p>when she comes in and takes a shit</p><p>while you are in the shower.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night?</p><p>"I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A county sheriff picked up a fag from the big city</p><p>after the residents of the sleepy little town</p><p>complained that the homo was propositioning some of</p><p>the local boys.</p><p></p><p>"Okay, you fruitcake," the sheriff said in</p><p>disgust,"you got fifteen minutes to blow this town or</p><p>I'll throw you queer ass in jail."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, my," cooed the fag, "I'd better get started.</p><p>I love a challenge"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3979963, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Virgin[/COLOR][/B] A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first fag said. "Excuse me, but I have to fart." He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss." A few miles down the road, the second fag announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart." The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss." "Jesus Fuckin Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can't even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse. "Ohhh!" one fag exclaimed, turning to the other. "You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!" [B][COLOR="Red"]_____ [/COLOR][/B] The honeymoon is over and love is but a dying flower when she comes in and takes a shit while you are in the shower. [B][COLOR="Red"]_____[/COLOR][/B] What's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night? "I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away." [B][COLOR="Red"]_____[/COLOR][/B] A county sheriff picked up a fag from the big city after the residents of the sleepy little town complained that the homo was propositioning some of the local boys. "Okay, you fruitcake," the sheriff said in disgust,"you got fifteen minutes to blow this town or I'll throw you queer ass in jail." "Oh, my," cooed the fag, "I'd better get started. I love a challenge" [/QUOTE]
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