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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3978545" data-attributes="member: 14320">Murphy's Laws On Sex1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it'soffered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again.4. Sex has no calories.5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causesthe most amount of trouble.6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% whatpeople think you've got.8. No sex with anyone in the same office.9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inchesyou are going to get or how long it is going to last.10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts andminds will follow.12. Virginity can be cured.13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, sheusually stops listening to him.14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.15. The qualities that most attract a woman to aman are usually the same ones she can't stand years later._+_+_+_The Moods of a WomanAn angel of truth and a dream of fiction,A woman is a bundle of contradiction,She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad._+_+_+_Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.It is well known...Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.</blockquote>