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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3977714" data-attributes="member: 14320"> HER HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN...You let one rip in your sleepand don't care if he hears.Talking dirty in bed meansshouting obscenities when hehogs the blanket.Chivalry's as dead as thedoor he lets slam in your face.PMS lasts all month.Your jumbo box of absorbentmaxi-pads is on open display."Honey, what are you thinking?"is now, "Are you finished yet?!"He yawns when you bitch about thatguy hitting on you at work.Those frilly, lacy, tiny pantieshave become way too uncomfortable.Two weeks no orgasm.Three weeks no orgasm ... and youstill don't miss it.When he lends you five bucks, heexpects it back.You'd rather spend quality timewith your vibrator.The honeymoon is overand love is but a dying flowerwhen she comes in and takes a crapwhile you are in the shower. ____________ FUN THINGS TO SAY TO A GIRL WITHNO ARMS AND NO LEGS"If your happy and you know it clap your hands!" I guess a hand jobs out off the question?You don't expect me to do the dishes?Could you pass me my cigarettes darling?I would have at least expected you to cook me dinner!!!Do you want a vibrator for Christmas?Why do you mean you haven't done the shopping?Oi… give me back the remote control.Do you want to play racket ball?Why haven't you made the bed?Now stand up and say that… BITCH!!!!!It's your turn to mow the lawn!Who left that slug trail on the kitchen floor?If you need something done while I'm gone, call a handyman!Are you having an affair you bitch, I've been calling all day!!!!One giant leap for mankind, one enormous thump on the floor!Remember… progress is just one step at a time.Put another log on the fire.Do you want to drive, or should I?It's your turn to walk the dog!For god sake woman… get off your arse!!!!</blockquote>

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