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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3975796" data-attributes="member: 14320">First TrickThe new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down tothe street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine"."Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said hedidn't have that much"."So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that mucheither"."Finally I said, well, how much do you have"?The marine said that he only had $25.The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulledit out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above thefirst and then the first hand above the second hand...""Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what didyou do?""I loaned him $75!" she said.=======A man is having a beer with his buddies at the bar and tells them,"I'm divorcing my wife because she has disgusting habits. I went topiss in the sink this morning and it was still full of dirtydishes..."=======What's the difference between getting a divorce and gettingcircumcised?When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his viagra?So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.=======Mary Jane was scooting up the flagpole at school. The teacher criedout, "Mary Jane get down! The boys can see your panties!" MaryJane just laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any.=======A girl who hiked o'er the landOnce showed me a trick with her hand.She zipped down her pants,Adjusted her stance,And peed out my name in the sand!</blockquote>

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