Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3972907" data-attributes="member: 14320">How to Piss Off A WomanTie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say "So I don't make the same mistakes."Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.Fake your own orgasm while dining out.Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.=====After being tormented for many years by her friends about her flat chest, a woman finally decides to buy a bra, and goes to a high class lingerie shop."Excuse me," said the woman to shop assitant, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?""Certainly not!" replied the assistant angrily, "I am not in the mood for jokes. Please leave the premises!"The woman goes from shop to shop but gets the same response. After trying seven lingerie shops the woman finally gos into a bargain department store.Marching up to the shop counter, she unbuttoned her blouse and and stuck out her chest."Do you have anything for these?" asked the woman."I'm not sure," replied the shop assistant, "Have you tried clearasil?"=====What is a cinderella perfect 10?It's a woman who sucks you and fucks you till midnight and then turns into a pizza and a six pack of beer!Why do women exist? Because cows are too big, sheep can't cook and chickens explode!What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? - A whine and cheese party!</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 vorsteiner rear bumper diffuser
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo bodykit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Toyota TRD Aurion(Camry) withdrawn from sale

Toyota has suspended sales of its recently released high performance TRD Aurion (Australian model), pending an investigation of an engine...

Apexi Twin Chamber BOV

has anyone used this BOV?? can you pls gimme a review ..is it good? hows the sound?...

Standard Boost For 4g63

Hello there.

What is the standard boost for the 4g63 engine in the Evolution 8? Is it 1.2bar or 0.8bar or lower? Is there any boost differences in Evo 7 , 8 and the MR? Like the 4g63 engine, is it possible to change...