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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3969289" data-attributes="member: 14320">The New BullAt the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bullnearly did me in today, partner.""Oh yeah, what happened?""I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like alocomotive from hell. He damn near got me!""So, how'd you get away?""Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave mea chance to make it to the fence and jump over.""Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit allover the place.""I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"=============================What is the definition of the perfect wife?A rich mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store...=============================Sex is a lot like doing laundry, if you have a small load, do it by hand!=============================I see sales for Viagra are way down. I guess all those old guys finallyfigured out that sex with an old woman is not worth $20.=============================What is the area between the vagina and the anus called?A chin rest.=============================A man brought his date back to his apartment, ripped both theirclothes off and then said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend."The woman took a look, gathered her clothes and said, "Call me whenhe grows up."=============================The judge asked the prostitute, "So when did you realize you hadbeen raped?" Wiping away tears, she replied, "When the checkbounced!"=============================A belligerent drunk walked into a tavern and yelled, "I can lick anyman in this place!" The bouncer replied, "Is this your first time ina gay bar?"=============================What do you call two hookers who testify on behalf of their pimp?Support hos.=============================I wooed a buxom young nude in Bermuda,I was lewd, but my God! She was lewder.She said it was crudeTo be wooed in the nude --I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!</blockquote>

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