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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3966871" data-attributes="member: 14320">How to Make Love Like a Man1. While flipping through channels, catch a glimpse of men's underwear ad. Feel instant and overwhelming desire for sex.2. Find partner. Begin undressing self and partner.3. Wait a minute: What's going on? Partner is kissing you not on nipples but on lips. Guiding your hand away from lower regions and toward shoulder. Oh, right, now you remember. Foreplay.4. Kiss and touch, kiss and touch. This is making you feel incredibly hot, while it seems your partner is still just warming up to room temperature.5. Attempt to find "magic button" that will make your partner as turned on as you are. After much groping, finally think you locate it. Rub it. Rub it hard. Stop only when you notice partner's attention has drifted back to TV.6. Offer to give oral sex, your third most favorite sexual activity. There is a chance that this may lead to receiving oral sex, your first most favorite sexual activity.7. Spend 23 minutes on the giving end. When your partner finally seems enthusiastic enough to want to reciprocate, find that you're forced to stop after two minutes for fear of the entire encounter ending right there.8. Almost "forget" birth control.9. Now it's time for your second most favorite sexual activity. Okay, it's in. Thirty seconds later, attempt to train your mind on the anti-orgasmic image of the boy who peed on the school bus in third grade. Then, despite your best efforts, your mind returns to Matt Damon, and the school bus turns into a huge, rocking iron bed.10. Your partner seems excited now. Very excited. Is partner having an orgasm? You can't quite tell. But who really cares, at least at the moment. Your body is being tossed skyward as if by a volcano and that howl of joy just might be coming from your own mouth.11. Check surroundings. Yes, good, you're still in the same room.12. Grasp partner's hand and say how great the sex was.======A man goes to a cat house and tells that "madam" that he's beenaround the world and has had every type of woman. He said he wouldlike something different this time.She sends him up to Mabel's room. He walks in and finds this "dropdead" gorgeous woman. He tells her that although she is beautiful,he's had many beautiful woman before and was looking for somethingdifferent. She takes her eye out and tells him to screw her there.Hedoes and finds it was terrific. He tells her he will be back againnext week.She says, "Okay. I'll keep an eye out for you!"</blockquote>

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