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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3964428" data-attributes="member: 14320">In Love With SummerHe wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her.At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?"As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!"Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her. On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the delight of introducing Summer to sex.When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member.Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee."He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock.""No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee. A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!"NNNNNHarry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his artificial leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiance' about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place.All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.The wedding night came and went and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, un strapped his artificial leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump."Hmmmmmm," she said softly, "That IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"</blockquote>

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