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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3963391" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4197/hlwnskulhlwn7101008.gif</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.</p><p>2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you</p><p>with a smile.</p><p>3. One usually makes a better pie.</p><p>4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!</p><p>5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.</p><p>6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.</p><p>7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to</p><p>begin with.</p><p>8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">10 Least Popular Halloween Candies</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. Bit-O-Squirrel</p><p>9. Poisonettes</p><p>8. Good n' Sweaty</p><p>7. Middlefinger</p><p>6. Della Reese's Pieces</p><p>5. Clam Duds</p><p>4. Baby Ruth Bader Ginsburg</p><p>3. Gummy Marrow</p><p>2. Ken Starrburst</p><p>1. Osmond Joy</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?</p><p>A fur coat that fangs around your neck...</p><p></p><p>Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?</p><p>No, they eat the fingers separately...</p><p></p><p>What did the Dracula say to his teacher?</p><p>See you next Period!</p><p></p><p>Where does Dracula keep his valuables?</p><p>In a blood bank.</p><p></p><p>How does a witch tell time?</p><p>She looks at her witch watch.</p><p></p><p>Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?</p><p>To improve his bite...</p><p></p><p>What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?</p><p>Frostbite...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. You get winded from knocking on the door.</p><p>9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.</p><p>8. You ask for high fiber candy only.</p><p>7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance</p><p>and fall over.</p><p>6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a</p><p>mask.</p><p>5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the</p><p>rest.</p><p>4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.</p><p>3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your</p><p>hairpiece.</p><p>2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.</p><p>1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3963391, member: 14320"] http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4197/hlwnskulhlwn7101008.gif [B][COLOR="Teal"]Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men![/COLOR][/B] 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. 2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. 3. One usually makes a better pie. 4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! 5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. 6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. 7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with. 8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. [B][COLOR="Teal"]10 Least Popular Halloween Candies[/COLOR][/B] 10. Bit-O-Squirrel 9. Poisonettes 8. Good n' Sweaty 7. Middlefinger 6. Della Reese's Pieces 5. Clam Duds 4. Baby Ruth Bader Ginsburg 3. Gummy Marrow 2. Ken Starrburst 1. Osmond Joy [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck... Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... What did the Dracula say to his teacher? See you next Period! Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank. How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating[/COLOR][/B] 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. [/QUOTE]
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