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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3961969" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Old CoupleA couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter HavenFlorida.The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will you watchus have sexual intercourse?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished,the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you haveintercourse," and charged them $50.This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make anappointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, thenleave.Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?"The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's marriedand we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for$50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.=========On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virginbride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with greatanticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christianhusband had settled down on the couch.When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her,he replied, "Because it's Lent."Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thingI have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"========= Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?A: A woman that won't do what she's told.Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?A: You make new friends every day.Q: What's the difference between men and hogs?A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig.</blockquote>

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