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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3960480" data-attributes="member: 14320">Things a man would do if.....Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up witha vagina for a day1. Immediately go shopping for a huge cucumber and zucchini.2. Squat over a hand held mirror for 2 hours.3. See if he could actually do the splits.4. See if it's possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.5. Cross his legs with out rearranging.6. Get picked up at a bar in less than 10 minutes before closingtime.7. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, withouttaking a nap first.8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have itrecorded on video.9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breast.10. Finally find that damned G-spot!!!_______Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.Then the fight started...Q. Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny died?A. Somebody put his batteries in backward, and he kept coming, andcoming, and coming...........What is the closest thing to a woman's period?Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days,and if it doesn't come, you are f*cked!_______The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing herstudents on sexual morality."We live today in very difficult times For young people. In momentsof temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hourof pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuseme, but how do you make it last an hour?"</blockquote>

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