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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3944686" data-attributes="member: 14320">"This Is A Stick-Up"A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber witha ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This isa stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot; I have a wife andkids! I'll do whatever you say!"The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head andsays, "Alright, now give me a blowjob!""Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!"The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, hedrops the gun.The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back tothe crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends mightwalk in!"@@@Q: What do you call a man with a broken condom?A: Daddy.Q: Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?A: Because they wore their buckle on their hat.Q: What did Adam say to Eve?A: "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets."Q: What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?A: You don't have to ask; you can *see* who the best man is.Q: Did you hear about the new auto insurance policy for Jewish mothers?A: It is known as the "My Fault" policy.Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a nymphomaniac?A: A hunting dog sics a duck.Q: How much does a grand piano cost?A: $1000.00.Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?A: Just in case they get a hole in one.Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?A: Your last blow job ... ever!Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast itinto a bullet.Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it is 20% off.</blockquote>

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