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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3942647" data-attributes="member: 14320">A white guy is sitting in a bar next to a black guy. "Hey, dude," heasks. "How's it you black dudes are so popular with the ladies?""Well," the black guy replies, "It is all a matter of fuckin'. When youwhite guys fuck, you just stick it in and Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am!It's all over before it's even started. When we make love to a woman,we tease her first, and then only when she begs for it, we stick it inslow, and gentle like. That's the secret, man, tease her until she begsyou for it, and then slow and gentle like. Works every time."The white guy finishes his drink and goes home. That night, in bed withhis wife, he remembers the black guy's advice. First he teases his wifeuntil she begs him to put it in her, and then he starts fucking her, butvery slowly and very gently."Hey," she says to him passionately. "When did you learn to fuck like ablack guy?"======Pedophile Pete is walking down the street and he runs into one of hisbuddies. His buddy says: "Hey Pete, was that your new girlfriend I sawyou with the other day?" Peter, looking somewhat embarrassed and shamedsays "yeah".His buddy says "How old is she?"Looking even more shame faced Pete replies "Nine".His buddy says "Isn't that a little old for you?".Pete says "Yeah, but she's got the body of a six year old."======Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?A: Another parishQ: What did the little girl say to the lesbian pedophile?A: Can I go to sleep now mummy?Q: What's better than having sex with a ten year old boy?A: Rolling him over & finding out he's his seven year old sister.Q: What did one pedophile say to the other?A: Have you got two five's for a ten?Q: Why do pedophiles like Halloween?A: Free home delivery.Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pediatrician?A: The pedophile really loves children.</blockquote>

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