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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3941706" data-attributes="member: 14320">Love, Lust, MarriageLove - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.Lust - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.Marriage - when your belt won't meet around yourwaist, and you don't care.Love - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.Lust - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.Marriage - what's a climax?Love - when you show concern for your true love's feelings.Lust - when you show concern for whether your partner is cute & sexy.Marriage - when your only concern is what's on television; & where is theremote?Love - when your farewell is, "I love you, darling."Lust - when your farewell is, "Same time next week?"Marriage - when your farewell is, "Don't forget topick up the kids on the way home."Love - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.Lust - when you only see each other in the bedroom.Marriage - when you never see each other awake.Love - when your heart flutters every time you see them.Lust - when your groin twitches every time you see them.Marriage - when your wallet empties every time you see them.Love - when you're interested in everything your partner does.Lust - when you're only interested in one thing.Marriage - when you're not interested in what yourpartner does; and where IS that darned remote?@@@A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decidedtoshare his most recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them thathewas booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied withthe beautiful breasts of the girl to the counter, that instead of saying"I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket toTitsburg!"!An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similarexperience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfasttable and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter"...but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life!"</blockquote>

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